*Where* is the magic little car fairy when I need her?

So, this car that I thought was the greatest? Right. It was a piece of crap, but worse. The odometer and spedometer didn't work so telling me that is had 112K miles was" accurate within a couple thousand miles or so..." The thing couldn't idle to save its life, the tires were worn unevenly...the list goes on. So that one won't work, like I would drive that thing across the coutry. So, I am looking at another one tonight, it sounds pretty good, we'll see. Crossing my fingers again. I'm getting kinda sick of the car shopping.