Ok, so after reading steppi and eleanor's blogs I decided to try a resolution thing. So thinking to myself about what I could try to do this year, I realized that I am either too lazy or stubborn or something to actually keep any resolutions. So...I thought I would try the little boxy ones they had.
This didn't impress me much. So I tried again.
This one I think I could handle. A lack of puppies at Norwich could be a problem. But that only means I am going to have to smuggle little puppies into my dorm. Darn! hehe....
So I guess reslutions may not be my thing, but oh well.
In the year 2005 I resolve to: |
This didn't impress me much. So I tried again.
In the year 2005 I resolve to: |
This one I think I could handle. A lack of puppies at Norwich could be a problem. But that only means I am going to have to smuggle little puppies into my dorm. Darn! hehe....
So I guess reslutions may not be my thing, but oh well.
5 Comments:
so you're going to smuggle and then snuggle puppies, ey? sounds like a good time. if you fart while smuggling you'll manage both resolutions!
Melsie
Haha, I can see the headlines now "College Student Arrested for Puppy Pimping Ring" A Norwich student was arrested today after it was discovered that she had a regular puppy brothel in her dormroom, where students could come and sate their need for puppy snuggling for a nominal fee. She has been charged with eighteen counts of puppy smuggling, and 5 counts of farting in public. More on this story after the weather.
LMAO
Well, if it makes you feel any better, mine said
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Molest more hamsters.
LOL. Like I already don't do enough of that.
Mike :)
Yeah, resolutions are tough...I am going strong on my attempt to stop eating my own dandruff...so far so good. Wish me luck
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